This is Leo. And that’s a regular-sized tennis ball. He’d like to know when he’ll be big enough to catch it. 12/10 soon, buddy

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Pretending you’re at Sotheby’s isn’t going to stop fascism.

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You’re fired. Wait, oops, you’re rehired. All funds are frozen! Oof, that was unpopular, okay, we’ll rescind it for now. Tariffs! Oh wait, no, not for a month. Tariffs again! Ouch, that stock market response! Okay maybe not for cars, not for the next month, okay? okay.

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Rep Crockett does not miss…

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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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