"Every visit I take one and they never catch me" no they've decided that a towel is a really low marketing charge to ensure you keep coming back every year because the thrill of getting a free towel and theyre happy to recreate it for you every time

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Getting irrationally angry about some people I know claiming to be losers in high school “Imagine going to a party and nobody talking to you” IMAGINE GOING TO A PARTY BRO IMAGINE EVEN KNOWING THERE’S PARTIES GOING ON, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A REAL THING. I THOUGHT IT WAS A MOVIE TROPE

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Also new in today’s v1.136 update: iPad support! One of our most-requested features is finally here in beta. Try out the Bluesky app on your iPad, and if you see anything off, let us know under Settings > Beta features.

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Spent the day in Michigan with @abdulelsayed.bsky.social & @chrismurphyct.bsky.social talking with volunteers, voters, and Epstein survivors about what’s at stake this election and the progress we deserve. 12 days left. Let’s get to work!

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I got home and he made biscuits on me for like 5 full minutes

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