Probably couldn’t bear another day being attached to his body

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the devil on my shoulder telling me to go ahead and respond to that stupid person

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I wanted to run for senate but I couldn’t find a book of world war 2 symbols so I just got the mister yuck face tattooed on my arm with the word Jews under it

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my dad was a 90's office drone and therefore a dilbert fan, including buying adams' books. in one he posited his theory of success which, after many chapters of build-up, turned out to just be the "law of attraction." my dad, allergic to woo in all forms, got so annoyed he stopped reading dilbert

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