I am blocking every person whom I love and who doesn’t love me back for a slight feeling of control

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Can someone explain to me why men have such an issue with constantly spitting, like a camel, on the sidewalk where everyone is walking

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The genius of this bit is that you can say whatever you want about a modern Simpsons episode and we’ll have no choice but to believe you, because none of us will ever check.

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the reason a lot of people wear the butt plug with the gem on it is so if they get transported back in time they can pry the gem off and sell it to get currency in the olden times. its actually really, really smart

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wax on wax off #minicomics

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