Korean Abdul Jabbar

permabanned.bsky.social

31 May 2026 05:11

My midlife crisis is achieving my goal of never being taken completely seriously

That's Are SCARY Dings™

itsdings.bsky.social

06 May 2025 04:48

Whenever I load X the everything app (web version) on my computer, I play DMX's "X Gon' Give It To Ya" and lean back in my Space X branded posting chair and crack my knuckles. It's time to see what gronk 2.0 is up to

Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

dumbmike.bsky.social

06 May 2025 04:47

Folks, the celebs are wearing their shirts. They're putting on goofy socks and hats. The celebs made so many wonky shirts they have to all put them on tonight. And me? I'm typing this shit up on my phone. Click click click click. Press Post and off it goes on the information super highway.

bakoon

bakoon.bsky.social

06 May 2025 04:47

just walked by a the burger spot and got such a blast of burger and fried chippy smell that i stopped and said "wow" out loud like a little boy in the 1950s seeing jayne mansfields boobs on a movie screen