audreeheartburn.bsky.social
Not Audrey Hepburn yet.
👤 Joined on 05 May 2025
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@audreeheartburn.bsky.socialFARMER: any questions? ME: do sheep give birth out of their eweterus? FARMER: *hits me with a shovel*
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Show PostIn a parallel world kids are still making mixtapes off the radio and that world is better than ours.
Show PostI think my cats are upset because I only feed them every time they ask.
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