I’m seeing The Devils this week and I need two beautiful women dressed as nuns to give me head while I’m watching it. Who’s volunteering?

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Wanting me to rent & personally pay for an incall for multiple days so that you can book me for one single hour at 10am & having the audacity to pout when I say no is actually heinous 🧐

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Just discovered freezer french toast? Ultimate best way to start my final travel day

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Shout out to the weird, obsessive cancel kids who fixate on me. Every time I’m close to giving up, one of ‘em pops off in my mentions and it gives me what I need to keep pushing , like “ain’t no fuckin’ way I’m gonna let these chucklefucks win”

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Anyone else wanna jump in for my mugshot?😉

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