JK Rowling: good newssss, children! Rowling: my BBC isss making a documentary about how great i am Poe: your BBC? Rowling: yess, my BBC Rowling: i mean, i do own it after all Rowling: it came with the country when i bought that

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Rowling: you foolsss think you can defeat me! Rowling: you forget, i OWN all the channelsssss Rowling: officer, arresssst these missscreatsss Rowling: they're in violation of his majesssty's Rowling anti-criticisssm act of 2026 Bobby: ello ello wot's all this ere now

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BBC: if there's one thing that we can criticize about JK Rowling, it's that she's too awesome Rowling: yesss!! exactly! BBC: from championing the right to own elves to bravely liberating the epstein yacht from its former owners, JK Rowling's amazing accomplishments know no bounds

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BBC: JK Rowling loved the children of the world BBC: and they in turn loved JK Rowling BBC: except when she was criticized for her controversial 2025 manifesto 'nazi supermen are our superiors'

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Rowling: ok everyone pipe down thiss iss the best part coming up BBC: JK Rowling is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life Rowling: [leonardo dicaprio point] there it iss! did you ssee that? Poe: yeah we saw Rowling: let'ss rewind it and watch it again

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