I'm allergic to some of that shit, & some of it gives me an extreme headache. So, nope.

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Between her and a guy who bathed in cologne every morning I eventually snapped and forcefully complained to HR. Eventually there was an officewide ban on fragrances, which was long overdue. This is a shared workplace, and you're not a fucking lunar moth trying to attract a mate from two miles away.

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Yeah, I have encountered people like that. One was addicted to those plug-in air fresheners; just visiting her house briefly gave me a headache. I had to ban fragrances in the classroom once as an accommodation for a student -- it was great, and I wanted to do that every term!

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Ted Nugent can eat a pound of dynamite that's weeping nitroglycerine and then do jumping jacks.

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I want him to live to the age of 150, provided he's in a supermax prison for the last 68+ of those years. alternatively, idc when he dies but I want him to experience at least a few moments of profound existential fear and agony, which would be a bare fraction of the tremendous pain he's caused.

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