Machine Pun Kelly

kellyscaletta.bsky.social

23 December 2025 20:54

I have two big stress-tests for sandwich bread: The wet tomato test and the dry peanut butter test (two things that will mess up many a loaf.) This passed the wet tomato test with flying colors.

The Whimsical Muse

whimsicalmuse.bsky.social

17 December 2025 19:21

What do I want for Christmas? A mysterious manor in the Scottish countryside, a library of vintage novels, a collection of the world’s rarest wines, an owl to deliver and retrieve my post, a butler with a mysterious backstory, and my own personal pastry chef. I'm really not that hard to shop for.

The Whimsical Muse

whimsicalmuse.bsky.social

11 December 2025 17:54

If being a crazy cat man is wrong, why would I want to be right?

Machine Pun Kelly

kellyscaletta.bsky.social

05 December 2025 18:26

In shocking news, the DC Bomber is a Trump Supporter. So of course they're pursuing his mental health issues.

Machine Pun Kelly

kellyscaletta.bsky.social

05 December 2025 18:26

The CDC's "vaccine advice" should be completely ignored until the "leadership" is restored to actual scientists.