unpleasant broad

wordbringer.eu

17 October 2026 13:28

The next person within reach that says "we wouldn't expand NATO" like that's a real promise that happened is going to get buried upside down. I am so sick of this shit. I am so sick of the fucking Yanks.

Ted McCormick

tedmccormick.bsky.social

17 October 2026 13:26

[writing an op-ed in the campus paper about the importance of keeping compressed air thrusters human-centered]

Ted McCormick

tedmccormick.bsky.social

17 October 2026 13:26

[carefully crafting a letter to the deans explaining that the entirety of history from 5000BCE to 1945 is still worth hiring ~1.5 professors to teach about because actually it laid a lot of the intellectual and practical groundwork for the compressed air thrusters that have transformed our world]

Ted McCormick

tedmccormick.bsky.social

17 October 2026 13:25

I’m thrilled to announce three new professorships in compressed air thruster ethics, compressed air thruster policy, and social impact of compressed air thrusters. we are also headhunting a Vice Provost of Thrust

Ted McCormick

tedmccormick.bsky.social

17 October 2026 13:25

I’m sorry to have to be the bad guy here but we need to recognize that we live in a compressed air thrusters world now. If you’re not finding ways to teach the critical use of compressed air thrusters in your classroom, you’re setting your students up to fail when you could be setting them up to fly