real-jd-vance.bsky.social
Christian, future president, spreader of my seed. Was popular in high school. Is really smart. Has lots of friends. Went to Yale. Wears guyliner (not eyeliner) because I’m straight. Trump likes me. 🛋️ ❤️🔥 PARODY ACCOUNT ❤️🔥 🛋️
👤 Joined on 24 June 2025
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@real-jd-vance-69.bsky.social@real-jd-vance-69.bsky.social → @real-jd-vance.bsky.socialYou expect incels to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like that place behind but like to the right-ish of 7/11 where I might get cursed for being myself.
Show Postsure but when I get beat up by teen girls the police just laugh at me
Show PostI'm Jewish and I think about antisemitism all the time. I can't tell you how fucking weird it is that Homeland Security posting literal neo-Nazi propaganda generates less discussion about the threat to Jews than a mayoral candidate who believes Palestinians are human beings.
Show Postit is really funny that Elon Musk can't even win an argument on the website he owns with the AI he owns as arbitrator
Show PostHeartbreaking, the worst AI you know just made a great point
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