The interesting thing about Elon‘s rocket car is that he’s a war criminal 

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For years a Soviet man walks past the newsstand, picks up Pravda, scans the front page, and puts it back. One day the newsagent finally asks him, comrade, what are you looking for? “The obituaries.” He gently says, my good comrade, those are not on the front page. “The one I’m interested in is.”

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The president then added: "I want cheeseburger elbow and Greenland looks at trade highway congestion pizza party"

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Republican politicians are *obsessed* with schoolchildren coming home a different gender because of pro-trans teachers, WHICH NEVER HAPPENS. But they are completely indifferent to schoolchildren not coming home *at all* because of guns, WHICH HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

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Also: NO TRAITORS NO PATHOLOGICAL LIARS NO CONVICTED FELONS NO ADJUDICATED RAPISTS NO PEDOPHILES NO RUSSIAN ASSETS NO ORANGE ATROCITIES NO EPSTEIN/MUSK BUDDIES NO PUTIN PUPPETS NO MAKEUP-WEARING MAN-BABIES NO BLOWHARDS WITH ZERO SELF-AWARENESS BRONZED BRAGGARTS and NO ARROGANT A-HOLES

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