The Onion

theonion.com

23 July 2026 18:34

New Geneva Convention Allows Use Of Child Soldiers With Signed Permission Slip https://theonion.com/new-geneva-convention-allows-use-of-child-soldiers-with-signed-permission-slip/

Elizabeth Warren

warren.senate.gov

23 July 2026 18:10

The Trump administration has no plan to deliver tariff refunds that it owes to the American people.

Elizabeth Warren

warren.senate.gov

23 July 2026 18:09

Make no mistake: the Trump administration is coming for abortion access every chance it gets.

The Onion

theonion.com

23 July 2026 18:09

‘I Was Once A Normal Little Boy Like You,’ Disney World Donald Duck Warns Terrified Child https://theonion.com/i-was-once-a-normal-little-boy-like-you-disney-world-donald-duck-warns-terrified-child/

bryan newbold

bnewbold.net

18 October 2025 18:53

as a reminder: bluesky (the app) has a broad set of user interactions controls. beyond blocking and block lists, we have features to control who can reply, mention, and quote-post accounts