"Don't judge me like that. It's a compliment!" Bryan wasn't sure if it could truly understand him, but talking to it at least got his mind off of the current situation.

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Strangely enough, Bryan did find himself liking the thing already. Maybe because it was the one thing that didn't instantly try and eat him. "You know, you do have a very weird cuteness about you. Almost like a puppy or something..."

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Staring down at the eye, he couldn't help but chuckle to himself. "Alright, guess I'm delivering an eye now. This night just keeps getting more and more interesting." He sighed as he continued to walk. "Don't do anything weird, 'kay? Try to be nicer than the tentacle dog."

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"Why are you looking at me like that? And why the hell am I asking a literal eyeball that?" He sighed, tilting his head at it. "What? You wanna hop in the bag and have me transport you too? You want to make organ friends? Is that it?" Yup, he's officially lost it.

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[ @species64.bsky.social ] As if Bryan hadn't dealt with enough monsters tonight. Now what the hell was this? A walking eyeball? Man... he deserved triple the pay for this shit. "Why the fuck do you all have tentacles? It's like a real life hentai in this city!" He huffed.

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