I pissed in my own hair doing this, when there was an updraught.

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It brings me great pleasure on long motorway drives to respond to the warnings of 'police ahead' on Waze/Google Maps by saying they're no longer there, when in actual fact they're still there dishing out speeding tickets. If you speed, you deserve it.

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The problem is not just that artifical intelligence is a security threat. It's that natural stupidity seems to be the response.

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There are a lot more skeletons in a lot more closets than you'd ever realise. This is a lot more common than you'd think. You will find your way through this, but you'll also come to appreciate the time you've spent with people and the time put into you by others is what really matters.

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It’s your nuts you have to worry about

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