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fesshole.bsky.social

10 February 2025 17:28

My kids are all grown up now, but sometimes I take their toddler clothes from the loft and put them on the dog. Then we sit and watch CBeebies in the afternoon before my husband gets home.

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fesshole.bsky.social

14 January 2025 15:57

Tried to create the same date with 3 girls I matched with on a dating app. Ranked all 3 dates in my head from best to worst on how much I fancied them and how much fun I thought we'd had. Best one text me saying she wasn't feeling it, worst wouldnt leave me alone. Karma.

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fesshole.bsky.social

14 January 2025 15:56

I've been with my girlfriend for 3 months an it's the best relationship I've ever had. The chemistry is great, the sex is amazing and we love each other very much. She called me at 1:30am to tell me it was snowing and now I may have to end things.

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fesshole.bsky.social

06 January 2025 18:05

Whenever I pack to go away anywhere I always count out my boxers "and one in case I shit myself". I don't know why I do this.

Simon Pegg

simonpegg.bsky.social

06 January 2025 14:29

If you've ever had the slightest doubt that you did the right thing in leaving X behind, I've just had to arrange for an account I run on behalf of a group to be deactivated, and as soon as I signed on to do so, I was met with this on the timeline. So. There's your answer.