derek guy

dieworkwear.bsky.social

30 January 2026 05:44

Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.

Dr. Ashok Karra

akarra.bsky.social

30 December 2025 06:13

if you have a favorite saying, maxim, or aphorism, would love to hear it. i'm working on a project about aphorisms right now and am very much in the note collecting stage.

Bec Shaw

brocklesnitch.bsky.social

30 December 2025 05:11

I just asked my girlfriend if she wants to see If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and she said “yeah I do! I want to see our friend” and she meant rose byrne (we love her) (we dont know her)

Bec Shaw

brocklesnitch.bsky.social

30 December 2025 05:11

its only 22 degrees today its not even that hot yet i got burned in the sun in about 2 minutes. i am not meant for this. i am meant to be harvesting potatoes in miserable weather somewhere. i have the fat stores to get through a meagre crop

Freddy Weir

lordfurby.bsky.social

16 November 2025 21:29

everything started going better for me when i became achingly sincere and started eating the rocks in the aquarium