"My son always texts to say he's on his way home. So I open the door, letting his 17 year old cat, and 16 year old doggo know that he's on his way. This is them waiting for him. Though it was adorable, and wanted to share."

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roast me all you like pete holmes. at the end of the day, you're still only tied with me as a 7th seed in boston dot com's best boston comedian tourney

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Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

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We do not need a seat at every damn table. Especially when the food at that table is poisonous for us and is designed to be poisonous to us.

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Great friendships/partnerships have that aspect that's a mix of a crow bringing you shiny trinkets and your dumb old dog being so excited to bring you the rotting fish it pulled out of the pond.

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