This is the face I make when I asked for blue cheese but got home and found out they gave me ranch.

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How about instead of renaming lakes, we start working on making life affordable for Americans?

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I’ll admit when I’m wrong. Everyone pointing out that using the word “misappropriate” when referring to the $10M Ron Desantis and his wife funneled through a charity is inaccurate. My apologies. The word is stole. They stole $10 million.

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I think the rule should be that if you can’t even figure out how to repair a reflecting pool your administration damaged, you have to stay away from doing things with larger bodies of water like renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.

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“I got into this job because of my interest in kids.” — RFK Jr., while forgetting what administration he’s working for

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