🔞 Guybrush Fleegman

guyfleeg.bsky.social

15 September 2026 08:19

So I gotta ask... Based on the conversation, do they pop out fully grown?

Scalli

viceandviolence.bsky.social

15 September 2026 08:19

They’re able to crawl, cling, and bite through bark for the sap. The neighbourhood looks after them communally. Humans are quite unique in the uselessness of their newborns.

Scalli

viceandviolence.bsky.social

15 September 2026 08:19

Something to remember about Elves is that they have a slightly different approach to sex than your average Human. Emotional pleasure’s not as high on the list when your local neighbourhood has dedicated breeders.

Scalli

viceandviolence.bsky.social

15 September 2026 08:18

Works well in the human “dommy mommy” scenarios, but such things require further insight into the culture.

Scalli

viceandviolence.bsky.social

15 September 2026 08:18

Dwellers are my pride and joy, man. If nothing else comes from my worldbuilding, I want Dwellers to be the canonical result of Dwarf + Elf, on some wiki somewhere.