yea, i'm locked in (the contraption)

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oh my gosh you're getting married? so who's gonna be the blank pooltoy and who's gonna be the painted on design?

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you may say "but wouldn't connecting your anal cavity to the 'endless farts at above atmospheric pressure' arcane plane completely destabilize the atmosphere?" to which i respond by putting a fart-only portal to nullspace inside your lungs and telling you to start huffing then ^w^

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Throwing my permaglue and permabreeze soaked undies right into your face

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you can sometimes tell that some plushies really are made just for rubbing against your cock and nothing else~!

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