If I leave my wife’s sight at the mall she automatically thinks someone killed me or shoved me into a locker or something.

Show Post

Let's Play All of Demons Souls, but Stupid. I played the entire game as stupidly and backwards as possible and am never punished youtu.be/1KkBe565j98

Show Post

Day 14 -- Cobweb Experienced travelers in the deep woods know to follow two rules when navigating the domains of direwolf spiders: never disturb the cobwebs, and always remember to look up.

Show Post

Day 15 -- Gourd The improbable yawning gourd, useless to all except the birds of the Fallows, was so ubiquitous every autumn despite its lack of seed-bearing fruit that it was theorized to be itself a seasonal fae.

Show Post

Day 16 -- Scythe Stealing from giants so close to harvest time is such a monumentally stupid thing to do, it may as well be a mandatory initiation ritual.

Show Post