Steven Alleyn

Steven Alleyn

stevenalleyn.ca

Quando omni flunkus, moritati I look at spreadsheets & decide things for a living. Self-professed crazy cat dude. Devoted husband, DIYer, lefty, tinkerer + I cook & I think I’m pretty funny. Big sci-fi nerd. Also, I believe blocking is self-care.

👤 Joined on 11 April 2023

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  • 11 Nis 2023, 19:25
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Captain Murphy
21 October 2026 23:15

"Homer where did you get that?" "Well I acquired it legally."

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It's worse when they not only do this, but somewhat diagonally so there's no question why they did it. Not that maybe someone else was in a spot next to them when they arrived who they themselves were too far over/parked like an asshole.

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Mars Rover
21 October 2026 21:11

Whenever I come across a task so crushingly, mind-numbingly boring and plagued by minutiae mines I think, "Oh wait, maybe AI could help me not wanna die doing this" and I dunno how you sell that en masse? Maybe replace me with a wet Kardashian? Two?

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Kimmylea
21 October 2026 21:11

Because "make chart pretty, get applauded" is quicker and easier to portray in a video that anyone can understand and is more widely applicable, even if it's very stupid (there's already colour themes in every Microsoft software you can select to make it pretty).

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Exactly, it’s so hard to sell in a public fashion but they’re trapped. “Do you have rote pattern-matching jobs at work that suck and are liable for fat-fingering? Boy do we have the product for you” doesn’t leap off the page “Do you suck at the parts of your job that require a soul? Try our copier”

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