The Onion

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17 October 2026 17:35

Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, D.C. Traveling 75 MPH

axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺

alotofaxolotl.bsky.social

14 October 2026 01:02

I was gonna stay active on socials after I retire as a VA next week but having seen so many of you stand by someone who used a threat of suicide to bully a creator out of the community, I'm not sticking around. Have fun pretending to do good in your little internet bubble. I'm off to serve Ukraine.

𝚕 𝚒 𝚋 𝚋 𝚢 🩷💛🩵

feral-libra.bsky.social

14 October 2026 01:00

we carry each other in intimate ways— her sorrow in my throat, my anger in her bones, the same thunder between us. [shared anatomy]

KimariRoseVA 🌙🥀

kimariroseva.bsky.social

14 October 2026 00:59

I don't really like gatekeeping comfort audios, especially sleep aids. So I'm releasing the SFW cut of the exclusive audio to listen to for free. I hope this can help even one person sleep a bit better 😊 Free on Patreon & Fourthwall (Carrd link in bio)

axolotl 🇺🇦🇦🇺

alotofaxolotl.bsky.social

14 October 2026 00:58

they'll revert as soon as they realize the new collab model requires VAs to discuss rates (for fair sharing of payment), despite that being against the terms of VA contracts