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I went to the Utilikilt store and the clerk looked at my legs and said “Can I make a suggestion? Get some sun.” …the store was in Seattle.

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This is what it sounds like, when spuds fry…

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I love doom metal and I love the titles of doom metal albums. Brat Summer is over. It's time for Chytridiomycosis Relinquished Fall

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But the absolute quickest way to crush a kid’s love of reading is to look at the book they’re REALLY INTO and tell them that it doesn’t count. So, yes. I get angry. I get EXTREMELY ANGRY. Because getting a bunch of kids to read is probably the single best thing I’ve ever done with my life. /rant

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