Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

Show Post

8.2 billion people in the world buy shit don't think they will miss the USA

Show Post

LMAO, sure they do, sure they do. The US is only 15% of China's market, but millions of US jobs depend on imported Chinese goods. Hundreds of thousands of small businesses and more than 500,000 US farmers are in danger of going bankrupt thanks to Trumps tariffs.

Show Post

🗣️ I’m nominated for 2 Webby Awards for my work as a podcast host and producer! Help a girl out with a vote?? vote for my Top Model pod “We Were All Rooting for You” bit.ly/WWARFY_webby2025 & “Black History For Real” which I co-host with @theconsciouslee.bsky.social bit.ly/BHFR_webby2025

Show Post

Barnes & Noble in Georgetown with a stark “Bohemian Rhapsody”-referencing book display this weekend.

Show Post