LittlePastelUnicorn

lpastelunicorn.bsky.social

23 October 2026 00:22

Potty training should be like a driving learner's permit: fail too many times you don't get to try again, sorry about that kiddo I don't make the rules

[🔞] ghost shrimp 💀🦐

weirdkaya.bsky.social

18 October 2026 12:47

layabout princess who keeps falling asleep in weird-ass positions on the furniture which really wouldn't be so much of a problem if she wasn't also a profligate bedwetter who keeps falling asleep before putting on her night-night pants

SextremeTheHex

sextremethehex.bsky.social

18 October 2026 12:46

Always make sure your boys are estrogenized and incontinent.

[🔞] ghost shrimp 💀🦐

weirdkaya.bsky.social

15 October 2026 07:59

slowly realizing that I -do- have a scent kink, except instead of their feet or w/e it's the smell of their mushy gushy flooded huggies--

[🔞] ghost shrimp 💀🦐

weirdkaya.bsky.social

15 October 2026 07:58

Middles frantically dressing themselves in the dark because their parents came home while they were having s*x... ...except one of them mistakenly puts their Pull-Ups on inside-out, leading to a very unique accident (and an extremely awkward discussion with a CG) later. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫