The Onion

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21 August 2026 23:51

Pros And Cons Of Wearing Shorts In The Office https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-wearing-shorts-in-the-office/

The Onion

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21 August 2026 23:49

David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals https://theonion.com/david-attenborough-admits-to-exaggerating-wonder-of-seals/

Molly Jong-Fast

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21 August 2026 23:27

Who says I don’t have hobbies

The Onion

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26 July 2026 15:42

Alcoholic Father Disappointed In Pothead Son https://theonion.com/alcoholic-father-disappointed-in-pothead-son-1819567959/

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)

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26 July 2026 15:35

When one group in society has the right to kill and maim others with little consequences, you have two options: 1. Take that right from them (political suicide) 2. Enable other people to kill and maim THEM without consequences (compromise is the essence of democracy)