sarahmsmart.bsky.social
world’s oldest millennial. party camel.
👤 Joined on 07 July 2023
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@sarahmsmart.bsky.socialthey say my alcoholism is doing pushups in the parking lot just waiting for me to slip up. little does it know i’m doing even more pushups in a slightly bigger parking lot. get wrecked idiot
Show Postthey should make a porno parody of the whole lord of the rings trilogy and the entire thing is just a shot for shot remake with porn actors but the same script and costumes until that last scene at the very end in soft light when everyone is reuniting with frodo in the bed they all just have an orgy
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