spooky kororā

davejac.bsky.social

22 June 2026 22:53

My neighbor told me a cat keeps eating his british prime minister so I asked how many PMs he has and he said he just goes to the commons and gets a new PM afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding PMs to a cat and then his daughter started crying.

Dmitry Grozoubinski

explaintrade.com

22 June 2026 22:51

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

Michael

fleerultra.bsky.social

22 June 2026 22:35

someone teach this guy how to snap his fingers!

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜

unfitz.bsky.social

07 July 2025 07:36

Text “STOP” to activate Hammer Time.

Louie Stowell

louiestowell.bsky.social

27 June 2025 06:54

i would be a monster as her patient. THERAPIST: How have you been doing this week? ME: Five by five.