Possum Acquainter

possumacquainter.bsky.social

18 October 2026 22:43

the other day i prepared yogurt-and-frozen-mixed berries to my kids' preferences, telling the 7-year-old "I went hard on blueberries for yours." Hadn't realized i'd introduced a new piece of lexicon until today when i handed her a bowl and my kid said "thanks for going hard on the blueberries, papa"

Possum Acquainter

possumacquainter.bsky.social

18 October 2026 22:38

wife reminded me that mozzarella sticks exist, and i realized i could get a family-sized bag of prepped frozen ones for like 6 bucks at the restaurant supply store

rax ‘levon honkers’ king

raxkingisdead.bsky.social

16 October 2026 22:21

jimmy john's. one shift. got high and ate all the bread out of the warmer

Possum Acquainter

possumacquainter.bsky.social

15 October 2026 18:19

the 7-year-old is describing to a stranger, with great gusto, exactly how many times and how horribly all her siblings vomited when the family got the flu last winter

thingsoverlap.bsky.social

13 October 2026 20:38

...I can see this making sense if you're trying to teach kids to read music (the first letter of the nouns and verbs matches the note), but the tune it produces is ridiculous.