carbonator

timitytom.bsky.social

08 October 2026 17:09

best part about MacBeth is how his rival is called MacDuff. like who was writing this shit

Professor Plastic

profplastic2432.bsky.social

19 September 2026 20:56

This will be Ninjago [checks watch] now.

Loris

clitloris.bsky.social

29 July 2026 02:15

extremely grateful that all of dragons rising leaked today because it conveniently distracted everyone from noticing that my nudes were leaked all over the internet. thankfully I was able to remove them in time without anyone noticing because everybody was watching ninjago

carbonator

timitytom.bsky.social

19 July 2026 19:19

watching dino documentary and every scene is like “the chudosaur is a jobless dweeb who can’t even reach his own food… but that’s not even the worst of his problems because coolodon is right around the corner ready to beat him to death”

carbonator

timitytom.bsky.social

19 July 2026 19:19

“in this evolutionary arms race, intelligence is key. but even the coolodon has one fatal weakness.. he could not predict that there was a tactical nuke en route to his location”