interviewer: what are some of your weaknesses? me: I take things literally and I never use commas interviewer: lol those aren’t so bad me: *wearing her watch* they are though

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Wait wait, forgot one of my favorites: The Jawa in the original Star Wars movies are speaking Xhosa, a South African language. It's chopped up, pitch-shifted, and nonsensical, but translatable. "Uhutini!" means "What are you saying?"

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still my default state to assume some good in anyone but fuck if it hasn’t turned out to be better for me to let them be who they’ve decided to be without the ability to bother me on the internet than to roll the dice on a sliver of a chance of that they’ll catch a glimpse of themself in the mirror

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i am too old to convince people on social media by the example of my temperate virtue now. we are 30 or 40 years old on the app for people who are 30 or 40 years old. anyone attempting a fascist provocation at me is not doing it for the first time, we do not need to play this game

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I always say that the trans community and the left do not hate religion enough. Honor killings, FGM, corrective rape. These horrors are the norm here. If you lived here and experienced the violence these "good muslims" inflict on us, you wouldnt be jokingly saying InshaAllah. It would make you sick.

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