i will NOT be doing that. see you all in portland in 8 hours or something. or in greenland. or in hell.

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we're boarding now. a gate attendant literally screamed at us to board by boarding group... and a hundred people just laughed in her face. we have formed a self-governing society at this point and her attempt to order us around is oddly funny

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i don't know if i conveyed this but every on-plane communication took the following form: - a pilot making a reasonable announcement that people hated to hear but accepted - the posh cabin crew guy repeating it but imperiously while strongly implying the guy having the emergency is in first class

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people keep mentioning this, but here's the thing. i actually do carry an emergency bag on (1) flights away from home, (2) any flights with layovers. i was on a nonstop to home originating at a major hub airport. diversion to iceland is not a reasonable threat model bsky.app/profile/medi...

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ok i'm done being polite. do not mention these fucking hot springs to me again. i do not have fresh socks or a fucking toothpaste, i am not getting in the goddamn hot springs in this state

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