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fesshole.bsky.social

31 January 2025 22:32

Every so often my brother reminds me of the time he walked in on me reading naked in my room, which he found hilarious. It's been over 20 years and he still hasn't worked out that he caught me wanking.

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fesshole.bsky.social

31 January 2025 22:29

Growing older, despite decades of yoga, my balance is turning to shit. Sometimes when queued in line I'll try balancing on one foot, covertly holding the other foot just slightly off the ground. I think of this as my secret ninja warrior training. I'm a man in my 60s.

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fesshole.bsky.social

29 January 2025 20:58

I discovered my wife was getting me something that I really didn't want for xmas. So I bought her a variation of the same thing. Oh how we laughed about how we both had the same idea. That's ok we can return mine, I insist. Got myself a nice new pair of headphones instead

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fesshole.bsky.social

29 January 2025 20:57

Bride's family organised a surprise present for our wedding day. I really didn't want it but they insisted. It was delivered to wrong venue on wedding day. Bride's family were very upset with supplier. In reality my best man had phoned supplier and changed delivery address.

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fesshole.bsky.social

29 January 2025 07:24

I visited an old minesite with extended family. While my nephew searched for a geocache, I discreetly disappeared for a piss. My nephew eventually found the geocache. It turns out I'd pissed on it. It was a wet day, and I'd not told anyone what I'd done, so I kept quiet.