I SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE "HIS NAME IS BUY THE BOOK"

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WOW OKAY well dat sounds like a deffamation lawsuit to Fiasco Hey @gianttourtiere.bsky.social ur my lawyer, wat do u think Fiasco can get for Big Friend calling me "NOCKITOFF U LITTLE SATAN" Fiasco am not a little satan!!!

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Me: Oh haha I thought you were going to ask about the book Her: *not laughing* Me: Her: Me: Her: Me: Uh, his name is Fiasco Her: *sits back down* :)

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I kid, the actual best thing was finishing my v. serious and literary interview in Barcelona at the bookstore and having a woman in the back stand up instantly to be like "I have a question! I speak English!" Me: Yes? Her: You mentioned you had a cat. What is his name.

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So far the single best thing that's happened to me as a published author was getting a box full of author copies of my debut novel Excitedly opening the box Opening a shiny-fresh copy to a random page And finding a typo I thought I caught in edits but still sneaked in Me: 💀

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