yosemitettam.bsky.social
If god wanted you to play quarterback you’d be drafted by someone who worked for Mike Shanahan
👤 Joined on 29 September 2023
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@yosemitettam.bsky.socialWe laugh because of minor things like "that's not fucking true" and "he's lying", but Sentient Teslas With 10,000PSI Tanks are how we end up with a mass casualty version of that Robocop 2 montage where all the new Robocops immediately kill themselves
Show Postyesterday musk said that companies that "overstate claims about their product" will be banned from advertising on X, today he says that his cars are alive
Show Postmy wedding night turning from joy to horror as my bride takes advantage of my slumber to untie the mysterious green ribbon affixed to the base of my penis
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