I think I just liked every response to this. I'm sorry weird is/was hard. I like you as is. Let's be weird- normal isn't doing great at running the world.

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my first act as director of illinois public health will be to outlaw the transfer of michael myers to new facilities on halloween night

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Wemby waiting for his microwave burrito to finish cooking

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if western allies of the US actually cared about human rights, they’d be denouncing this depravity

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I walked in on my parents in the living room, after my bedtime, watching an Ally McBeal episode with a talking toilet. Just a plain toilet bowl with some fishing wire lifting the lid up and down, but something about it shocked and horrified my recently potty-trained young mind. I was 17 at the time

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