Town Guard
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I guard the town. Don't even try those charms, I can see thee casting them.
👤 Joined on 30 October 2024
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Kingdom of Heaven is such a funny movie to make this point with lmfao (Also watch the director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven)
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Sorry about that, it's not often I'm tipsy enough to need a grappling hook to get up the walls. Normally I just use the rough patch by the south tower. Almost as good as a ladder after the last siege.
Show PostOpe! That's mine. I was drinking at the edge of the woods last night after the gates closed and must have forgotten it on my way back to my room.
Show PostIt's fun to watch the city-folk head out into the woods and suddenly realize that they're part of the food-chain when they hear a weird noise.
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In the end we're all just food for the birds of prey with thirty cubit wingspans, like that guy over there wearing velvet and a crown who's getting carried off and screaming right now. Nature is beautiful.
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