jeimask.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 12 January 2025
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@jeimask.bsky.socialsome nightmare fuel before you hit the sack. not AI. it’s a red-lipped batfish. no really. (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-lip...)
Show PostWhy does every microwave have a “popcorn” button but every popcorn bag says “DONT USE THE POPCORN BUTTON?” We went deeper than I thought possible getting the DEFINITIVE answer. Talked to the popcorn industry, the microwave industry. Even the inventor of popcorn sensing microwave technology.
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