TeenagePhlebotomy

TeenagePhlebotomy

teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social

My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.

👤 Joined on 23 June 2023

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pawhaps i should jork my shit crazy style

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guess basically i would jam my hands into the whale's brain and drive it around doing cool moves and stuff until running out of air cause i completely forgot that clock was ticking, but before suffocating i'd squeeze down hard on the accelerator and aim for where i felt an aircraft carrier would be

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ngl it meant so much coming from someone who doesn't know me at all and has no bias cause of it

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guys i forgot to post it but last night a lady at the bar walked by me and kit and said "i hate u cause ur hot"

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