as she goes on, she can’t remember how to string words, all together~ 🎓

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encouraging your little to be dumber by hitting them with weed and nitrous and then laughing hysterically while watching the most inane childish cartoons possible

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Just got off a flight, isn't everyone watching a mandatory screen perfect for mc? You thought the puffy "cloud pants" were stupid until the safety video with mommy explaining you need to nuk the yummy babas that dwopped from da ceiling. Da poofypants not stupid, ME TOOPID! Me siwwy dumdum! 🤪🍼🧷💞💞

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You sit down by your coworker Ash in your small shared office. They seem spacey today, responding to your hello with a dopey "heeee" staring into space with unfocused eyes. You disregard and get to work. Prbbbt 💖 You ignore it, everybody's accidentally let one out. Prrrt. Pbbbbttt!! 💖

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One of the big advantages of diapers is that you can make spurties anywhere you want and no one can tell People might suspect when you frantically shake your rattle and yell MOMMY MOMMY I'M MAKING BIG GIRL SQUIRTIES IN MY DIAPY WIAPY 💦💦 but no one seems to notice when I do it, so 😎

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