i mean yeah we’ve all done that one i think before she fully forgot we have 3 boxes of gloves in the kitchen tho and if she’d come down here she coulda asked me about protectant, but she just assumed we didn’t have either? where did i go wrong!

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roommate comes downstairs covered in bright pink hair dye (having not worn gloves or protected her forehead against it) and i- i’m just sputtering “did i fail you in our shared home? did i not adequately make you aware that we have lotsa gloves + an overstock of skin protectant? is this my fault??”

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we are PREPARED FOR HAIR DYE in this house! ahhhhhhh (she apparently just forgot and it’s her fault not mine but this was so so preventable! ahh!!)

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I love that DUE PROCESS could be tattooed across ten fingers.

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the Bill Of Rights and the Bill Of Lefts, as we would say on the block back in the day

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