Gdansk was named after the sound that a metal bowl of trifle made when it hit a tiled floor. If it had landed the other way it would be called Ploomph

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People don’t announce that they’re retiring to their quarters for the night anymore, and honestly, I think that’s a shame.

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Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

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Partner was surprised but pleased at my efforts to deep clean the dishwasher on Saturday morning. I did not explain it was because I drunkenly put a load of laundry in it the night before.

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AirBnB renters should be obliged to live in their properties for at least two weeks - then maybe we wouldn't end up with three paella pans and no corkscrew.

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