Ol' Simpkin

Ol' Simpkin

simpkin.bsky.social

؜ .just a little guy

👤 Joined on 22 June 2023

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Just witnessed insane boomer behavior at a market. They stopped carrying his favorite brand of blackberry jam and he was fussing/ kept pointing at the clerk when he was saying “You stopped carrying it” and “You kept the jam w/ the preservatives but got rid of mine” Like it was the clerks call…

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He mentioned that HEB had also stopped carrying it and I jumped in and said “it could be a supply chain issue” Boomer: “Supply what?” “The distributor may not be able to get the jam and that’s why the stores don’t have them. Give it a Google when you get home: a little mystery to solve”

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Boomer: “Yeah, I’ll figure it out…and then I’m gonna get a flamethrower…” *grabs his sad old man groceries and stomps out*

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Why are they like this?!? It’s like they think they are the birthday boy every day and everything has to be the way they want it. Pussies.

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[hurt again for the millionth time] it is what it is

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