Man goes to doctor. Says he’s accidentally swallowed a spider. Doctor says “average person eats 3 spiders a year factoid is actually just statistical error. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is outlier adn should not have been counted.” Man bursts into tears. Says:

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"average person knows 3 guitar chords" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person knows 0 guitar chords. Guitar Georg, who doesn't want to make it cry or sing and knows all the chords, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Putting the numbers side by side is so brain dead, what is it even supposed to mean. Armed forces personnel vs Number of people who watched celebrity traitors

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Back Monday with exciting news, meantime here’s series 1 of Bullseye, on the prize board, where Jim would announce a funny ‘bad’ prize if it went in the wrong segment - “You’ve won DIY brain surgery” or “A trip to resurface the M6”. Nothing can prepare you for this gem #itwasadifferenttime

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As it's Black History Month it has reminded me of this absolute gem from 2020, which I maintain is the funniest thing that's ever happened on BT Sport and quite possibly on any British Television Channel ever. Brass Eye worthy.

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