The old internet

theoldinternet.bsky.social

01 June 2026 19:34

this is art

MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE

magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social

16 May 2026 20:33

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

The Onion

theonion.com

22 April 2026 20:13

Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record https://theonion.com/humanoid-robot-beats-human-half-marathon-record/

MeidasTouch

meidastouch.com

15 April 2026 16:56

NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC. Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.

Acid Rain

bearysweet.bsky.social

12 April 2026 17:19

This is rather brilliant - Having Super Mario Kart Racing in your own home, the live-action version. This course features collectible LEGO figures of Mario, Luigi and the gang. The creation is part of a Rube Goldberg-style machine featured by Joseph's Machines. #mario #lego #racing #fun