ADVERT: For all your funeral needs, you can rely on Uncle Rooties Emporium* of Death for that final journey. Reduced rates if we don't have to climb srairs to a bedroom. Special offer this month on wakes. Three score and ten buffet pork pies for a groat * "planting turnips & stiffs since 583."

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It is my sad duty to report that Leofwine the not yet defenestrated has sadly died of sadly failing out of a third floor window onto sadly sharp things. Oddly, and sadly, given he was quarted in a bungalow.

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It's not the 'Cost of Living' It is the 'Cost of Billionaires' All the extra costs are THEIR profits. Please start using the correct Cost of Billionaires.

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M'Lady B is slightly grumpy because I may have dripped a little wine on the kitchen floor. Wait till she sees what AWOD has left for her in the dining room.

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Prediction - Vince is toast, and it turns out he's left Freddie the abattoir. #TheArchers

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