I just heard a rather creative string of cursing from an ensign. Perhaps we all need to watch our cursing, because I'm sure they are getting it from us.

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#WaitTillTiaMarisolseesthis #FirstOfficialRomulanMexican You know what this means right #Engage? #EarlGrey is making #RomulanAlemargaritas The trick is the hypnotic and extra blue die in the blue Cirque and already blue vodka!

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// #Engage, you *Pendejo! You really thought dragging *Mami* into this was a *good* idea?! Ohhh, now I’m **really** mad. But you know what’s worse? **What if Tía Marisol and Tío Carlos found out?!** *Nuestro Nina y Nino!* You think *I’m* overbearing? HA! Tía Marisol would have you by

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// I read the posts earlier. Ok. I want a GR86. I test drove one. I absolutely did not ream the piss out of it on the highway and open up the engine to top speed. That would be reckless driving, excessive speeding, and could cause an MVA. Think, before doing something stupid!

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[Shaking like a leaf again] I need you to not go to prison. They wouldn't have much difficulty getting a jury and probably speeding through the prosecution.

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